Neon Angel SR-02 Asuka Langley Card – Greater Than Leafs Playoff Hopes!

Description: Oh, buddy, have I got a deal for you! Up for grabs is a single, stunning Asuka Langley Soryu (SR-02) card from the iconic anime Evangelion. If youre not familiar with Evangelion, its the brain-bending, robot-fighting, existential-crisis-inducing masterpiece thats more complicated than trying to explain why Toronto Maple Leafs fans still believe this is their year. Spoiler: its not. Lets talk about Asuka: Shes fiery, brilliant, and fluent in more languages than a Toronto Starbucks has menu options. Shes a German-Japanese mecha pilot who could probably do a better job fixing the Leafs defense than their current roster. Known for her confidence (read: sass) and her red Evangelion Unit-02, shes practically the MVP of the Evangelion universe. Fun fact: her catchphrase is What are you, stupid? which is ironically the same thing Raptors fans scream every trade deadline. Why buy this card? Perfect for Toronto sports fans: Its a tangible reminder that, unlike Asuka, our sports teams just cant save the world (or a game). Collectible art: Who needs the CN Tower when you can have this on display? Lets face it, one is a marvel, and the other... well, its still just tall. A deal sweeter than Nanaimo bars: Im practically giving it away because I need the cash faster than the Jays need bullpen support. Whats wrong with it? Nothing! The cards in great shapebetter condition than the Argos fan morale after any midseason slump. Take home this piece of anime greatness today and prove to your friends that you have better taste than the guy who painted the Flatiron Building. Don't sleep on itthis deal is hotter than a Drake concert at Scotiabank Arena!

Price: 1.4 USD

Location: Lorain, Ohio

End Time: 2025-01-06T18:09:34.000Z

Shipping Cost: 0.79 USD