Description: Blank Inside-Funny Greeting Card Our greeting cards are printed right here in our southwestern workshop just as we have been doing since 1977. Our exclusive original art is reproduced on greeting card stock and then precision die-cut with distinctive round corners to a finished size of 4" x 5". Each card comes with cream colored envelope. Text on front reads: "It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand. A woman can read this entire text while a man is still looking at his thumb!" Please take a moment to visit our eBay store to view dozens of additional titles. made in the USA and copyrighted with all rights reserved
Price: 4.99 USD
Location: Tempe, Arizona
End Time: 2024-09-05T06:36:05.000Z
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Brand: Kristone
Gender: Not Specified
Occasion: Any
Type: Greeting Card
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Theme: Humor
MPN: Does Not Apply
