Description: The Golden Schlong SweaterAs delicate as the schlong is, it deserves something extra special to keep it warm at night. Finally, a worthy willy warmer has been created to handle the cozy care of an area as important as the family jewels…The Golden Schlong Sweater! This hand-knit crotch cloak will have your royal goody bag feeling like a million bucks, no matter how chilly it gets.The Golden Schlong Sweater is made to fit most fellas, and even includes an elegant golden drawstring around the top to keep it snugly in place. Designed specifically for keeping the most precious of parts warm, this winter must-have will have the royal wedding tackle safe and secure.Specs, Features and Bragging RightsAttractive yellow and gold, knit package warmer fit for a kingOne size fits mostGolden drawstring keeps this royal man-mitten secure in winter windsHilarious gag gift for men on birthdays, anniversaries, and holidaysBest stocking stuffer for guysAn Excellent Novelty Gift for the King of the CastleCrowning this year’s list of funny gag gifts for men, the Golden Schlong Sweater is sure to be a hilarious hit for any gift-giving occasion. Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, birthday gag gift, or a super surprising stocking stuffer for men who constantly complain they’re freezing their crown jewels off.
Price: 11.88 USD
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
End Time: 2024-01-29T18:52:38.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Theme: Hollywood
Type: Funny Gag Gift
Color: Gold
MPN: CHLG
Occasion: Bachelor/Bachelorette
Brand: Gears Out
