Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome Statue Large 12.5" Tall

Description: Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome Statue, Large 12.5" Tall - Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue Decoration and Lawn Ornament - Funny Garden Gnomes for Outdoor or Home Decor Double Bird Middle Finger Gnome XL by Gnometastic - 12.5" inches Extra Large Size! "The Original" - Funny Garden Gnome Statue for Lawn, Desk or Home Decor Angry Gnome: He's a bit rude, some would say a naughty gnome! Large and in charge, DB XL is giving both "birds" to just about everything that pisses him off - the cat next door, irritating neighbors and their dog, pesky garden fairies, and the annoying squirrels! Measurements: Stands 12.5" inches Tall x 4.5 inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 2.3 lbs | Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant Awesome Decoration: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a funny gag gift idea for men and women, just about adult with a sense of humor will laugh at this angry inappropriate gnome! Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome Sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA Gnometastic The Middle Finger Gnome, 12.5"" Tall - Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament - Say "Hello!" to our Large Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue! At 12.5" inches, he's Extra Large and in charge! Don't call him "cute", this is one angry gnome! He may be a bit feisty - some would say slightly rude, naughty, cranky even, but he's not afraid to give the world not one, but two "birds"! This knome needs anger management, he's flipping his middle fingers at everything that annoys him. He's not saying "hello" to anyone, in fact, The collectible Double Bird Gnome sculpture is saying GO AWAY to the obnoxious pink flamingos, the dumb cat, the stupid squirrel, the neighbor's small yapping dog, and anyone else disturbing his peace! (And a not so subtle insult to the stuck-up neighbor who you're secretly convinced is a robot alien!) / Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty and gag gifts! Give in to the kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - not just a funny lawn gnome - it's art! / These quirky knomes will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn - your garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss's door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Measurements: Stands 12.5" inches Tall x 4.5 inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 2.3 lbs | Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant Made in China, Designed in the USA. Shipping We offer FREE shipping on all orders! We ship within Three business days of payment, usually sooner. We use a selection of shipping services such as UPS, FedEx, USPS etc. We only ship to the lower 48 states, no APO/FPO addresses or PO Boxes allowed. Local pickups and combined shipping options are not provided at this time. Return You can return a product for up to 30 days from the date you purchased it. Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging. Please keep the receipt. Payment We accept payment by any of the following methods:PayPalPlease pay as soon as possible after winning an auction, as that will allow us to post your item to you sooner! Feedback Customer satisfaction is very important to us. If you have any problem with your order, please contact us and we will do our best to make you satisfied. Contact Us If you have any queries, please contact us via ebay. We usually respond within 24 hours on weekdays. Please visit our eBay store to check out other items for sale! Thank you for shopping at our store.

Price: 62.23 USD

Location: Phoenix, AZ

End Time: 2024-08-22T04:03:10.000Z

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