Dreamland Tunes: Hi-Fi Sleep Earbuds for Soundless Slumber

Description: DESCRIPTIONPAYMENTSHIPPINGRETURN POLICYCONTACT USSick of the world's soundtrack? Cue FRAZCOM Noise-Canceling Wireless Headphones! Block out everything from neighborly serenades to the existential dread of your to-do list. (Fine print: Ghosting your tasks doesn't make them vanish, but we can dream.)🐕💤 ANC Technology: Drown out Fido's rants and your roomie's questionable music taste. Reality? Never heard of her.🔗✨ Wireless Freedom: Cut the cord and your ties to stationary sorrow. Dance like nobody's watching, because, without cables, they're really not.👆🧙‍♂️ Touch Control: Abracadabra your way through tracks. Buttons are so last decade.🎵💪 Durable Plastic: Tougher than it looks—just like your "I'll do it tomorrow" attitude. But let's not get into drop tests from your ego's heights, okay?🔊🔇 Volume Mastery: Rock out or dial it down when you remember those people next door actually exist.🎧🌐 Cable-Free Existence: The only knots you'll deal with are the ones in your stomach from laughing too hard at this description.🎶🔒 Closed-Back Design: Your music's personal VIP section. World, shworld.💦🌧️ Waterproof Vibes: Spill-friendly, shower-singing enabler. Because we're all a star somewhere, right?🎤🗣️ Condenser Mic: Chat with AI like they're your BFF from the year 3000.📽️🍿 Movie-Mode: Star in your own blockbuster where you're always the cool one walking away from explosions.📱🚫 Old Tech Snub: Sorry, brick phones, FRAZCOM is too cool for school (and old tech).🏃‍♀️💨 Run-Ready: Flee from life's drama in high fidelity.🔋💔 Love-Lasting Battery: It's here for a good time AND a long time, unlike some flings we won't mention.🔌👀 Just-In-Case Cable: Because everyone loves a plot twist.🕳️🤷‍♂️ Jack-Less: Jack's been left behind with wired headphones and flip phones.🤘🎸 FRAZCOM Brand: Join the offbeat path where the cool kids aren't too cool for puns.📡🎁 Wireless Wonders: It's like a treasure trove of 'what-else-can-it-do?'💸💤 Price: Invest in serenity. And by serenity, we mean these headphones. Cash accepted.Get yours and enjoy the blissful embrace of selective hearing. Your soundtrack, your rules.🎶" Item SpecificsBrand :FRAZCOMType :Earbud (In Ear)Model :N/AConnectivity :BluetoothColor :White PaymentReturnsThe Ultimate Guide to Giving Us Your Money! 1. Immediate Gratification: We prefer immediate payment. Why? Because procrastination is the thief of time... and our rent is due. 2. Preferred Currency: While we love the thought of being paid in chocolate, compliments, or unicorn dreams, unfortunately, our landlord doesn’t. So, we'd prefer actual money. 3. Bartering: If you're considering offering your first-born child, antique spoon collection, or that “priceless” rock you found on your last hike, we'll have to decline. Hard cash or electronic payments only, folks. 4. The IOU System: It's outdated. Like, dinosaur-outdated. Please don't try it. We've been burned before by Aunt Gertrude's promises. 5. Crystal Ball Predictions: If you “promise” to pay later, our crystal ball shows a vision of your purchase staying right where it is... with us. 6. Cryptocurrency: We're pretty modern, but until we can buy pizza with Bitcoin at our local joint, we’ll stick to the traditional payment methods listed on our page. 7. Payment Delays: If you delay your payment, we might take up interpretative dance to express our disappointment. Warning: No one wants to see that. 8. Penalties: For non-payment, we'll be forced to send a highly trained team of invisible ninja squirrels after you. Just kidding. But there will be consequences (like re-listing). Remember, the faster you pay, the faster you get your awesome purchase. It’s a win-win! Or in simpler terms: You give shiny coin, we give shiny thing. Thanks for choosing our eBay store! We appreciate your business and your humor. ? All rights reserved.

Price: 29.99 USD

Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan

End Time: 2024-12-25T20:38:17.000Z

Shipping Cost: N/A USD

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Dreamland Tunes: Hi-Fi Sleep Earbuds for Soundless Slumber

Item Specifics

Restocking Fee: No

Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer

All returns accepted: Returns Accepted

Item must be returned within: 60 Days

Refund will be given as: Money Back

Brand: Unbranded

Form Factor: In-Ear Only

Type: Earbud (In Ear)

Number of Earpieces: Double

Wireless Technology: Bluetooth

Color: Varies

Model: iPhone

Connectivity: Bluetooth, Micro-USB, USB

Microphone Type: Built-In

Features: Bluetooth Multi-point, Built-in Microphone, Built-In On/Off Switch, Call functions, Extra Bass, Noise Isolation, Replaceable Ear Tips, Sweat-Proof, Touch Control, Volume Control, Waterproof, Wireless

Country/Region of Manufacture: China