Cookies for Dinner: The Tales of Two Moms in Their Quest to Survive Motherhood b

Description: Cookies for Dinner by Pam Johnson-Bennett, Kae Allen Johnson-Bennett and Allen reveal their imperfections and embarrassments through hilarious true stories. They bravely--or insanely--tell about how one unexpectedly learns the poop capacity of the average car seat, what to wear on Chicken Pox Island, and what it feels like to have your toddler lock you out of the house while youre wearing less-than-flattering swimwear. FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Publisher Description Mothers dont need another "how to" book on parenting. What they need is to know that theyre not the only ones who stand on the supermarket checkout line and share potty training horror stories with total strangers. You can find plenty of books, relatives, and therapists who are happy to tell you how to become the "perfect" mother. Cookies for Dinner is the antidote to all that. Pam Johnson-Bennett and Kae Allen are two mothers who reveal their imperfections and embarrassments through hilarious true stories. They bravely (or insanely) tell about how one unexpectedly learns the poop capacity of the average car seat, what to wear on Chicken Pox Island and what it feels like to have your toddler lock you out of the house while youre wearing less-than flattering swimwear. Theres also the fact that no one tells you that your breasts will be treated like a fast food take-out window or that a ravenous infant can create more suction than industrial-grade vacuum cleaners.And, lets not forget the appropriate technique for removing a crow that is found sitting on the diaper pail while youre changing your infants diapers and how a sausage, egg and cheese biscuit can cause an otherwise rational woman to do strange things. Johnson-Bennett and Allen are good friends but total opposites in their parenting styles. Despite their differences though, these mothers have both ended up on the same roller coaster ride of diapers, tantrums, separation anxiety, misbehaving husbands, sleep deprivation and what the heck to name private body parts. Whether the reader is a young mother, experienced mom, mom-to-be, empty nester, grandparent, or still on the fence about becoming a mother, everyone can relate to Cookies for Dinner. Its the perfect gift for anyone who will be, is now, has been, or NEVER wants to be called...mom. Author Biography Pam Johnson-Bennett, author of five other award-winning books on cat behavior, is resident cat expert on iVillage.com and the behavior columnist for the Internet magazine "The Daily Cat," She has written numerous articles for national magazines and frequently appears on national TV and radio, as well as veterinary and animal welfare conferences. She lives near Nashville, Tennessee. Details ISBN1935052519 Author Kae Allen Short Title COOKIES FOR DINNER Pages 200 Publisher White River Press Language English ISBN-10 1935052519 ISBN-13 9781935052517 Media Book Birth 1954 Year 2011 Publication Date 2011-07-06 Imprint White River Press Subtitle The Tales of Two Moms in Their Quest to Survive Motherhood Place of Publication Amherst Country of Publication United States Illustrations black & white illustrations Format Paperback UK Release Date 2011-07-06 AU Release Date 2011-07-06 NZ Release Date 2011-07-06 US Release Date 2011-07-06 DEWEY 306.8743 Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:44286560;

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