Description: More than a bargain, this actually represents my failure as a domestic partner and competent manager of a suburban home. It’s nice that you’ll be buying a brand new Black & Decker 125 workbench with a weight capacity of 350 Lbs and all that comes with it. A high-quality tool where you can get an infinite number of domestic projects done. But I didn’t do any of that. I did ZERO projects with this thing. It is a torturous symbol of my failure to follow through on a plan. It is futility. Just the sight of it triggers me and makes my butt checks clench. It is still in shrink wrap. It has sat in my garage, high, dry and unmolested for over 3 years. I never took advantage of its durable steel frame and wooden vise jaws, or the compact, lightweight design folds flat for easy storage. The adjustable swivel pegs easily clamp irregular shapes & the jaws that resist warping and can be angled to accommodate uniquely-shaped materials. Ever. Or it’s parallel clamping: 4-5/8" or Slip-resistant feet to help prevent sliding. And my self loathing about that means I have to sell it to retain some form of self respect. If you love something, let it go. Know what I mean? Buy this. Pay me and I will send it to you. Don’t waste your life. Don’t be the butt of all your wife’s jokes about how you never do anything around here, and that she has to initiate, and maybe you need a see a doctor, all that. Who wants that? Carpe Diem.
Price: 44.99 USD
Location: Briarcliff Manor, New York
End Time: 2025-02-05T03:41:14.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Brand: BLACK+DECKER
Type: Mobile Work Bench
Model: Black + Decker Workmate 125 WM125
