Aida Libido: WHAT BECOMES A FELON MOST?!: Part 2 of the "Ain't No Lady" saga by

Description: Aida Libido by Christopher Easton, Joe Koecher, Ken Benner Volume 2 (of 2) of a fictional and satirical celebrity memoir and tell-all as told by The Queen of All Media, Aida Libido. A hilarious romp through the dark underbelly of a degenerate Hollywood and the stars who inhabit it. Sex, murder, HUMOR. FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Publisher Description In Aida Libidos first book, "Aint No Lady," we were enchanted by our heroines childhood upbringing as a circus sideshow sword swallower, her early years scratching and clawing and diddling her way to the pinnacle of Hollywood stardom, and ending with accusations that she kidnapped and murdered her blue-blooded Argentinian third husband. In this "What Becomes a Felon Most" - Volume 2 in the AINT NO LADY saga -- Aida defends herself from accusations of the gruesome slaughter of said third husband who (we soon learn) treated her in less than faithful ways. Guilty or not, her adventures eventually include becoming the target of Islamic terrorists, oversexed African primates, and corrupt Russian oligarchs. The big question is: Will she ever find true love? Author Biography Christopher Easton is a writer and comedian living with his husband in the wilds of Los Angeles. No animals were injured in the making of this book. Certain names, however... Joe Koecher is a highly successful graphic designer living in Chicago, Illinois. Ken Benner is a highly successful illustrator in the USA. Review KIRKUS REVIEWSA sequel continues the fictional, comic adventures of Hollywoods most salacious star. Things had been going so well for Aida Libido. The former teenage circus performer-turned-award-winning Hollywood actor and musician had finally found the perfect husband, Count Jose Delgado. But her dashing South American count turned out to be a thief and killer, and swindled poor Aida out of her fortune. To make matters worse, when Jose was found dead in a motel room with alarming objects inserted in his orifices, Aida was arrested for his murder. Now shes in prison, guarding herself against unwanted attention with a shiv made from a melted toothbrush. Luckily, real-life attorney Gloria Allred shows up to help Aida beat the charge. Out on bail, her husband buried, and her defense formulated, Aida starts scheduling meetings and planning her big comeback. But the murder accusation proves harder to shake than she thought, and theres still the matter of making sure she wins her trial. Still, if anyone can claw her way back from ignominy-as well as navigate adventures with jihadist militants, the Nobel Prize Committee, and a very gay fourth husband-its Aida. In this novel, Eastons prose, as narrated by Aida, is theatrical and wry. The episodic plot mostly serves as a vehicle for Aida to discuss her many over-the-top encounters with real-life celebrities. Here, she recalls a conversation from a memorable outing with actor Aziz Ansari: "Oh, Aziz! You thought this was a date!...(could you get your hand out from under my skirt, please?)...Thank you, dear....No, I just agreed to come...(Please, dear, its hard to concentrate with your tongue in my ear)...Im just here because I lost a bet with Amy Poehler." The humor tends toward the shocking and transgressive-unlikely sex acts, racial stereotypes, scatological everything.An amusing, discursive, gleefully crude tale that skewers celebrity culture. Kirkus Reviews Details ISBN1737793903 Pages 198 Series Aint No Lady Saga Language English Year 2022 ISBN-10 1737793903 ISBN-13 9781737793908 Format Paperback Publication Date 2022-05-27 UK Release Date 2022-05-27 Imprint Demimonde LLC Author Ken Benner Publisher Demimonde LLC Illustrator Ken Benner Subtitle WHAT BECOMES A FELON MOST?!: Part 2 of the "Aint No Lady" saga Series Number 2 Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:135170494;

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